FW: : Flirting Program in C++ ( IT HUMOR )

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Subject: : Flirting Program in C++ ( IT HUMOR )
Date: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:00:04
From: Cool Radhika <Undisclosed@.missing.host.name>

 

 
Flirting Program in C++
 
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How to make a Flirt Program in C++ ( Computer Humor )

 

 

 

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include <mobile.h> #include<sms.h> #include<love.h> #define Cute beautiful_lady
 

Main()
{ Goto college; Scanf("100%" ,&ladies);
 

If(lady ==Cute)
Line++; While( !reply ) {
 

Printf("I Love U");

 

Scanf("100%" ,&reply);

 

}

 

If(reply == "GAALI")
Main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
 

Else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
Exit(1);
 

 

 

Else if(reply == "I Love U")
{ Lover =Cute ; Love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) ); }
 

Goto restaurant;

 

Restaurant:
{ Food++; Smile++; Pay->money = lover->money; Return(college) ; }
 

If(time==2.30)
Goto cinema;
 

Cinema:
{ Watch++; If(intermission) { Coke++; Popecorn++;
}
 

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