Subject: : Flirting Program in C++ ( IT HUMOR )
Date: Mon, 27 Apr 2009 10:00:04
From: Cool Radhika <Undisclosed@.missing.host.name>
Flirting Program in C++
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How to make a Flirt Program in C++ ( Computer Humor )
#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include <mobile.h> #include<sms.h> #include<love.h> #define Cute beautiful_lady
Main()
{ Goto college; Scanf("100%" ,&ladies);
If(lady ==Cute)
Line++; While( !reply ) {
Printf("I Love U");
Scanf("100%" ,&reply);
}
If(reply == "GAALI")
Main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
Else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
Exit(1);
Else if(reply == "I Love U")
{ Lover =Cute ; Love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) ); }
Goto restaurant;
Restaurant:
{ Food++; Smile++; Pay->money = lover->money; Return(college) ; }
If(time==2.30)
Goto cinema;
Cinema:
{ Watch++; If(intermission) { Coke++; Popecorn++;
}
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